Bollywood C-rap

Since the past few years,it has been clearly evident that Bollywood has employed the use of rap in their music.Now,you can call this changing with times.Well,I call it un-originality.C'mon, aren't we ashamed of copying movie plots from America's very own Hollywood that we have to even copy their music now.And we aren't even doing a good job of it.But what the hell,the masses enjoy it,so nobody really gives a shit.
As for the trend,well now its being continued by stunt maniac Akshay Kumar.You may be under the impression that it was started by the (supposedly) cool dude Abhishek Bacchan, but it was actually started by Nana Patekar,Mamta Kulkarni and Atul Agnihotri.Surprised?Well,all I can say is just watch the video:


I'll not say much on this topic except that I'm glad that I was only four at that time and was saved from suffering any sort of mental trauma from watching this video.
I think this is one of the few videos where you'd find Nana Patekar dancing, let alone show his expertise in Marathi rap.

I Hate............

1) I hate attention seeking people.
Reason: They're insecure douche-bags.


2) I hate attention giving people.
Reason: They're even bigger douche-bags.


3) I hate people who do stuff just because other people do it.
Reason: They have no fucking imagination.


4) I hate people who believe whatever astrologers say.
Reason: They're common sense is always on vacation.


5) I hate wasting food.
Reason: Its as good a sin as murder.


6) I hate people who waste food.
Reason: You already know it.You don't want me coming after you for that.


7) I hate going for shopping,especially with women.
Reason: Its like an exercise.


8) I hate it when people judge me at buffets.
Reason: It makes me feel guilty.


9) I hate it when people photograph me when I'm eating.
Reason: They always catch me at the wrong time and with the wrong facial expression.


10) I hate it that by this time you're already considering me to be an opinionated asshole.
Reason: I can't help it.