I Hate............

1) I hate attention seeking people.
Reason: They're insecure douche-bags.


2) I hate attention giving people.
Reason: They're even bigger douche-bags.


3) I hate people who do stuff just because other people do it.
Reason: They have no fucking imagination.


4) I hate people who believe whatever astrologers say.
Reason: They're common sense is always on vacation.


5) I hate wasting food.
Reason: Its as good a sin as murder.


6) I hate people who waste food.
Reason: You already know it.You don't want me coming after you for that.


7) I hate going for shopping,especially with women.
Reason: Its like an exercise.


8) I hate it when people judge me at buffets.
Reason: It makes me feel guilty.


9) I hate it when people photograph me when I'm eating.
Reason: They always catch me at the wrong time and with the wrong facial expression.


10) I hate it that by this time you're already considering me to be an opinionated asshole.
Reason: I can't help it.